"Mommy, I can't open door!"
(frantic and crying)
"Mommy, I need help...I can't do it..."
"Dante, you don't need the door open, baby."
"Mommy, I do, mail here!"
"Oh, okay..."
(run to door, unlock dead bolt)
"NO, Mommy, I do aaaall my my self." (yeah, I wrote 2 my's in a row, on purpose, that's what he says)
With the door open, out he runs to assume the position...
Next comes brother...